The Free Land of Limestone Pie is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.925 billion Limestone Pieans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Public Transport, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Limestone Piean economy, worth 213 trillion Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Average income is 54,360 Bits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,724 per year while the poor average 8,383, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Limestone Pie's national animal is the Pony, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Limestone Pie is ranked 225,267^th in the world and 123^rd in Equestria for Safest, scoring 23.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.